State the obvious

April 28, 2010 by admin
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I’ve just put on my NEW pair of cropped sludgy bogey green trousers and noticed a sign on them saying KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE.

Do I really need to be told that? Does anyone really think that they can go into a burning building wearing their cropped, sludgy bogey green cropped trousers and that they will in some way come out unscathed?  Did someone try it and then sue?  “Oh golly, my trousers went up in a ball of flames, how dare the clothing company not tell me. My skin has melted too. I’ll double sue. I’ll sue the clothing company and my parents.”

Well it doesn’t say KEEP AWAY FROM CARS on the label so I’m going to try to cross the A7 in them later.

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3 Comments on State the obvious

  1. Jenny on Wed, 28th Apr 2010 1:29 pm
  2. Please be careful on the A7 as you won’t be able to write your blog from the Costa del Sol hospital!!

  3. admin on Thu, 29th Apr 2010 8:50 am
  4. You just watch me!!

  5. Maurice Boland on Fri, 30th Apr 2010 6:24 am
  6. Congratulations on the site. I like it. Best wishes. Maurice Boland

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